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Random Assault 254: The Whoomp and the Schwing

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Caesar (Schporg Blimkig on the Discord) joins us to talk about bad live-action anime, how our sky-scraper mansion was raided by Antifa and gave birth to the Mitch-Hole, and which Final Fantasy girl is the best waifu. Also, Mitch turns this episode into a bona-fide Broadway production. So, take out your weird binoculars-on-a-stick and enjoy!

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Random Assault 230: De-Bronitized

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Bron comes back to talk about his podcast, and various other topics, such as eSports, Halloween, and derivitive shooters. We also discover that Kate might have usurped Mitch as the Crown Homo, and also, Drunk Kate makes a glorious return after like 200 episodes of being gone. And it's as much of a train-wreck as you'd imagine.

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Random Assault 226: Bruh Checked Our Soundcloud

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Alex Apex joins us, having discovered the show from Soundcloud of all places! We talk about Rip Torn, Rip Taylor, Taylor Swift... and now I'm just getting dizzy. We also talk about emulation, blocking YouTube and the internet, and whether or not Paul Fieg secretly loves breaking down Melissa McCarthy on camera.

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The Watch Review

In Glenview, Ohio, Evan (Ben Stiller) is trying to be the everyman manager of the local Costco when the night-shift security officer, Antonio (Joe Nunez), s brutally murdered. Outraged by the unjustness of this taken life and inspired by the suggestion in the news interview of a local police officer, Sgt. Bressman (Will Forte), that the citizens aren’t doing enough to protect their town, he decides to create a Neighborhood Watch whose first mission is to solve the murder of his coworker. His group begins with less gusto than anticipated when Bob (Vince Vaughn), Franklin (Jonah Hill), and Jamarcus (Richard Ayoade) join and seem more interested having a group of men to bro-out with and escape the troubles in their personal lives. However, once they discover the murders are really caused by an alien invasion, they work together to save each other and end up saving their personal lives in the process.

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Cinematology Episode 8 - Rekall

David sits down with Craig Kandiko from FTG and Matt Papayanopulos from Random Assault to discuss the remake of Total Recall. David and Craig seemed to enjoy it, but Matt is a noted hater of the concept of remaking his favorite movie of all time, so what does he think?

 

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Cinematology Episode 7 - Who watches the watch?

We see the almost controversial The Watch, staring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill and Richard Ayoade and isn't so much about vigilanties as it is aliens. Derek and David enjoyed it while dodging some massive trauma to the dick, but Faith seems a bit more critical.

 

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