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Random Assault 263: Skip Ahead 2 Hours, 11 Minutes

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, mentally-unhinged listener Thomas (Vivicized) is back to help us spoil all kinds of stuff! Mitch has awoken, we go over all of the drama from E3, and lament how everything these days is just a cheap grab at nostalgia, to the point that popular media might soon implode in on itself and die.

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Random Assault 260: There Will Be Jew Blood

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the prodigal son returns. That's right, Phil-Angie Carpal is back on the show and here to talk to us about shows for normies, Twin Peaks' revival, and his ill-advised purchase of a Nintendo Switch™ Hybrid Handheld and Video Game Console©. We also unearth Japan's darkest secret, and the reason behind their undying prosperity.

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Random Assault 259: Sonic Sez the N Word & Knuckles

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener and baby boy Cameron joins us once again to discuss... look, I know the word "autism" is getting thrown around a lot lately but trust me, this is like an all-you-can-eat autism buffet at Golden Corral. Mitch discusses his master plan to use fidget spinners as an accessory to murder, we talk all about bad anime dubs, and we seriously spend like a half hour listening to Sonic Sez segments. I kind of wish I was joking.

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Random Assault 255: Garfield Anal Rodeo

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's off doing her thing and in her place, we have not just listener Everett (TwerkinForKFC in the Discord), but also listener RattleMeBones! Naturally, we talk about anime, because that's just a thing we do every week now, Mitch discovers the majesty of Samurai Pizza Cats porn, RattleMeBones wants you to read Sonichu, and Matt and Mitch make the objectively correct statement that Link's Awakening is better than Link to the Past. We've got more fur than any turtle ever had!

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Random Assault 254: The Whoomp and the Schwing

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Caesar (Schporg Blimkig on the Discord) joins us to talk about bad live-action anime, how our sky-scraper mansion was raided by Antifa and gave birth to the Mitch-Hole, and which Final Fantasy girl is the best waifu. Also, Mitch turns this episode into a bona-fide Broadway production. So, take out your weird binoculars-on-a-stick and enjoy!

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Random Assault 253: Christian Ska Paradise Orchestra

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, #ThePodcastGetsBombastic when listener Bombastic Blake joins us to talk about the surprisingly huge anomaly that is Christian ska music, the good and bad launch line-ups of consoles past, unbearable advertising campaigns, and secret summer camp blowjobs!

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Random Assault 250: The Final Fantasy VII House (F**k You, David and Dylan!)

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener HP Suavecraft comes on to talk to us about the titular subject, beating It Came From the Internet to the punch by about 14 years. However, he, Matt and Mitch also discuss the new skits uploaded to the Random Assault YouTube channel, the perils of moving to Delaware, and old Flash game memories. The 2nd segment is entirely dominated by talk of Breath of the Wild, and then Kate crashes the party to talk about Samurai Jack's revival, and how the internet is tormenting Shia LeBouf.

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Random Assault 249: Skeleton51

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, our favorite Willy joins us to discuss comic booky things like Logan and the weird Batman/TMNT crossover. We also talk about some of the big, open-world games of late (and last year), like Nier: Automata, Breath of the Wild, and Rise of the Tomb Raider. And if the title didn't give it away, we talk a ton about punk-rock video game auteur Suda51. This episode is jam-packed with sticky goodness!

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Random Assault 246: Don't Come to School Tomorrow

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Thomas joins us to talk a whole lot about real MAN STUFF. I'm talking guns, knives, war stories, and Black Jesus. Kate manages to sneak in talk of pre-internet slashfiction, and Mitch edges his way in there to talk about My Hero Academia, but other than that, this show is going to give you a much-needed shot of testosterone!

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Random Assault 245: It Came From the Internet

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by another listener, Neko Atheist aka WorseThanYou! Naturally, anime is discussed, but we also talk about why there aren't any racing games anymore, and we also give our picks for who we think is going to die in 2017! It's a regular hootenanny!

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