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Random Assault 263: Skip Ahead 2 Hours, 11 Minutes

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, mentally-unhinged listener Thomas (Vivicized) is back to help us spoil all kinds of stuff! Mitch has awoken, we go over all of the drama from E3, and lament how everything these days is just a cheap grab at nostalgia, to the point that popular media might soon implode in on itself and die.

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Random Assault 262: Let the Skeleton Divorce Begin

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's just Matt, Mitch and Kate shootin' the breeze. Matt actually liked a Marvel movie, Kate wishes she lived in the American south, and... well, the episode just kind of peters off until it atrophies and dies.

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Random Assault 261 LIVE: Did You Gaming?

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate takes us on another trip down Random Game Lane, except for the entire first hour or so of this episode, in which she wasn't able to get her setup working and we just had essentially a normal show. But eventually things get rolling and we have our usual mediocrity. Mitch and Matt even read some fanfiction from the listeners!

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Random Assault 260: There Will Be Jew Blood

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the prodigal son returns. That's right, Phil-Angie Carpal is back on the show and here to talk to us about shows for normies, Twin Peaks' revival, and his ill-advised purchase of a Nintendo Switch™ Hybrid Handheld and Video Game Console©. We also unearth Japan's darkest secret, and the reason behind their undying prosperity.

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Random Assault 259: Sonic Sez the N Word & Knuckles

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener and baby boy Cameron joins us once again to discuss... look, I know the word "autism" is getting thrown around a lot lately but trust me, this is like an all-you-can-eat autism buffet at Golden Corral. Mitch discusses his master plan to use fidget spinners as an accessory to murder, we talk all about bad anime dubs, and we seriously spend like a half hour listening to Sonic Sez segments. I kind of wish I was joking.

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Random Assault 258: [REDACTED]Radar

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate is out taking care of [REDACTED], which leaves just our boys, Matt and Mitch. Matt talks about his recent [REDACTED], Mitch talks about adventuring around [REDACTED] with [REDACTED], and we reveal the truth about Kevin Smith, in which he [REDACTED].

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Random Assault 257: Original Characters, Do Not Steal

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch is out doing stuff, which means there's no shownotes or aftershow, but Matt and Kate still have plenty of things to talk about. And there's even a special appearance by someone the fans have wanted to hear from for quite some time!

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Random Assault 255: Garfield Anal Rodeo

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's off doing her thing and in her place, we have not just listener Everett (TwerkinForKFC in the Discord), but also listener RattleMeBones! Naturally, we talk about anime, because that's just a thing we do every week now, Mitch discovers the majesty of Samurai Pizza Cats porn, RattleMeBones wants you to read Sonichu, and Matt and Mitch make the objectively correct statement that Link's Awakening is better than Link to the Past. We've got more fur than any turtle ever had!

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Random Assault 254: The Whoomp and the Schwing

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Caesar (Schporg Blimkig on the Discord) joins us to talk about bad live-action anime, how our sky-scraper mansion was raided by Antifa and gave birth to the Mitch-Hole, and which Final Fantasy girl is the best waifu. Also, Mitch turns this episode into a bona-fide Broadway production. So, take out your weird binoculars-on-a-stick and enjoy!

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Random Assault 253: Christian Ska Paradise Orchestra

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, #ThePodcastGetsBombastic when listener Bombastic Blake joins us to talk about the surprisingly huge anomaly that is Christian ska music, the good and bad launch line-ups of consoles past, unbearable advertising campaigns, and secret summer camp blowjobs!

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