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Random Assault 255: Garfield Anal Rodeo

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's off doing her thing and in her place, we have not just listener Everett (TwerkinForKFC in the Discord), but also listener RattleMeBones! Naturally, we talk about anime, because that's just a thing we do every week now, Mitch discovers the majesty of Samurai Pizza Cats porn, RattleMeBones wants you to read Sonichu, and Matt and Mitch make the objectively correct statement that Link's Awakening is better than Link to the Past. We've got more fur than any turtle ever had!

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Random Assault 254: The Whoomp and the Schwing

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Caesar (Schporg Blimkig on the Discord) joins us to talk about bad live-action anime, how our sky-scraper mansion was raided by Antifa and gave birth to the Mitch-Hole, and which Final Fantasy girl is the best waifu. Also, Mitch turns this episode into a bona-fide Broadway production. So, take out your weird binoculars-on-a-stick and enjoy!

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Random Assault 253: Christian Ska Paradise Orchestra

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, #ThePodcastGetsBombastic when listener Bombastic Blake joins us to talk about the surprisingly huge anomaly that is Christian ska music, the good and bad launch line-ups of consoles past, unbearable advertising campaigns, and secret summer camp blowjobs!

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Random Assault 252 LIVE: Kate Gets Lost Three Times in a Row

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Once again, Kate graces us with a box of mystery goodness of gaming retrocity! Just... get ready to see a lot of aimless wandering, as two of the games are not-so-great examples of 3D exploration in the PS2 era, and the other is an open-world game, but top-down. As always, plenty of interactions with the fans in the live-chat, so be sure to keep your eyes peeled on our Facebook page to see when the next live-stream is! And of course, subscribe to us on YouTube to be notified when we go live next time.

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Random Assault 251: Six Years of This Bulls**t

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's our 6th anniversary! ...And nothing has gotten any better. Mitch starts off the show furiously with his computer woes, but then we roll right along with talk of Breath of the Wild and Samurai Jack. Then, surprise surprise, Mitch and Matt show just how bad at video games they actually are. And then Kate keeps tripping over the Breakfast Machine she's set up in her kitchen and Matt just about loses his mind. Here's to another 250 episodes of this misery!

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Random Assault 250: The Final Fantasy VII House (F**k You, David and Dylan!)

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener HP Suavecraft comes on to talk to us about the titular subject, beating It Came From the Internet to the punch by about 14 years. However, he, Matt and Mitch also discuss the new skits uploaded to the Random Assault YouTube channel, the perils of moving to Delaware, and old Flash game memories. The 2nd segment is entirely dominated by talk of Breath of the Wild, and then Kate crashes the party to talk about Samurai Jack's revival, and how the internet is tormenting Shia LeBouf.

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Random Assault 249: Skeleton51

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, our favorite Willy joins us to discuss comic booky things like Logan and the weird Batman/TMNT crossover. We also talk about some of the big, open-world games of late (and last year), like Nier: Automata, Breath of the Wild, and Rise of the Tomb Raider. And if the title didn't give it away, we talk a ton about punk-rock video game auteur Suda51. This episode is jam-packed with sticky goodness!

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Random Assault 248: There's a Sega CD In My Boot!

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Another grab-bag of miscellaneous gaming goodness from Kate, as we explore mainly Sega titles this time. We also get nostalgic with some classic My Chemical Romance, and... well, there's quite a bit of downtime between games due to some technical snafus but at least Matt and Mitch keep the conversation flowing.

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Random Assault 247: I'll Consider It

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's a shorter episode thanks to being short-handed. Mitch got taken away to a reformation camp after the inflammatory things he's said about women over the years, so Matt and Kate talk about John Wick 2, raising children, and our very special interview with the Nazis over at The Amazing Nerds! (Check out that interview by clicking their name, or this.)

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Random Assault 245: It Came From the Internet

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by another listener, Neko Atheist aka WorseThanYou! Naturally, anime is discussed, but we also talk about why there aren't any racing games anymore, and we also give our picks for who we think is going to die in 2017! It's a regular hootenanny!

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