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Lonely Gods Episode 79: The Hand of Fear



This week, it's our last dance with Sarah Jane as a mysterious alien hand found in a quarry begins to possess people in an evil plot to take control of a nuclear power plant. Yes, really.

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Random Assault 176: Jurassic Planet

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This week on Random Assault, Andrew Hill joins us with his mighty beard to talk about the band Guns Out at Sundown, as well as Jurassic World and E3, and then we trade him for Mitch (a grave mistake on our part), who talks with Matt's girlfriend for about forever on the subject of Freedom Planet. It's almost like Jayson is here!

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Random Assault 175: Can't Hungry

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This week on Random Assault, we're once again joined by Seth Rosen of Klei Entertainment to talk about stuff like Ryu and Roy in Smash, Don't Starve (of course), possible names for kids, and helper apps. We also learn about disgusting foods courtesy of a quiz Alex put together, and create Angry John, the angry video game reviewer on YouTube. Because we're just so damn clever.

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Random Assault 174: I Have A Query

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This week on Random Assault, Curtis joins us to reminisce about the old GamesRadar forum days, to talk about how Kickstarter is still sketchy, and discuss demo discs. And we wondered why he didn't come back for so long...

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Random Assault 173: 2 Hours Dead

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This week on Random Assault, we're joined once again by Nick Robalik of Sombrero fame! (Meaning, he made the game that's coming out soon called "Sombrero", he in no way invented the popular hat.) We talk about the broken age we're living in of adventure games on Kickstarter, how on-disc DLC is getting worse and worse (I squid you not), and edgy 90's cartoons based on comic books and their film adaptations. Also, Nick realizes that we have more in common with a dysfunctional, abusive family than a negative-ZZZ-tier podcast. But it's okay, because we defeat Hatred! (The game, or the concept itself? You'll find the answer in this episode!)

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Random Assault 172: Family Friendly

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This week on Random Assault, Cassidy Werner joins us to talk about The Titan Series. Plus, Matt goes all 80's on everybody's ass with Mad Max: Fury Road and Big Trouble in Little China. And of course, talk of plenty of horror movies, cause that's what the kids are into these days. Listener beware, you're in for a... wait, I already used this joke. Damn.

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Random Assault 171: Shiddycast

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This week on Random Assault, Kyle from Shoddycast joins us to talk about fever dreams, behind the scenes stuff with our shows, how the Nintendo World store in NYC is actually kind of overrated, and a porn gun. No context. It's that kind of show!

Evidently Mitch is the last hipster. Who knew.

Who wants to have sex with this bitch?

Just when we think we're being original and funny, someone beats us to the punch by years.

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Random Assault 170: Alex Wasn't Here

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This week on Random Assault: Matt, Mitch and Kate are flying blind, unrestricted by Alex's (relatively) grounded personality. So they talk about how dumb their own podcast's lore is, answer some Yahoo Answers questions, and we find out that Kate ate hand lotion, putting another tally on the board under "Retarded Stuff Kate Has Done".

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Random Assault 169: Pi-zza Rage 2

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This week on Random Assault, the gang talks about how Kevin James is the harbinger of death, Mitch talks up the Vita-exclusive Monsterbag, and Alex gets in touch with his inner weeaboo. We also talk about how Yu Suzuki is a secret American, how DLC and Patreon are destroying the world, and dreams about our girlfriends and each other's girlfriends. Oh, and Matt needs to take a video of himself drinking milk while trying to remove his shirt on his balcony. Make it a hashtag. #MattManlyMilkMess

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Minor Assault: Mortal Kombat X

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Random Assault is here with the inevitable Minor Assault about the latest installment of the Mortal Kombat franchise Mortal Kombat X. Luke "TotalMortalKombat" Cunningham and Le "Mr. Suitman" Tran joins Alex as they dissect the good and bad about the game and then dig deep into the story, where it's going and where it might end up in the nerdiest way imaginable. God, what a bunch of fucking nerds. I just want to beat them until they explode into  fourteen ribcages, ten skulls and seven femurs. NERDS!