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Random Assault 211: Kyu & A

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Jack Hernandez joins us, but you might know her better as the voice of Kyu from HuniePop! Yes, everyone's favorite love fairy wingman (wingwoman?) talks with us about the Hunie series, the recently-released HunieCam Studio, and... East Coast diners. Because this is Random Assault and that's how things go 'round here.

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Random Assault 210: Art is Garbage

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Michael Consoli, maker of Nothing Good Can Come of This, smash-hit indie multiplayer game as seen at Boston FIG 2015 and MAGfest 2016! He talks to us about the MAGfest indie scene, importing Japanese stuff to America, and unique arcade cabinets! Then, Alex scares him off with talk of North Korea, and we discuss the recently-released HunieCam Studio.

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Random Assault 209: Everybody Gets a Point

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This week on the Random Assault podcast, we get down to the nitty-gritty involving Nintendo. Like if Miitomo is even worth your time, or if Hyrule Warriors is even a good game. Matt complains about Roman Reigns, Anamanaguchi leaks a bunch of new music, and Mitch has another retarded quiz to give games away. Please take your free point on the way out.

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Random Assault 208: Where Has the Time Gone?

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's a low-key episode as Matt is sick, so Alex, Mitch and Kate are left to fend for themselves. They talk about a bunch of stuff that Matt SHOULD have been there for, like Wario Land, the Hulk Hogan vs Gawker spectacle, and cartoons made for children. They also argue about the Zelda timeline for like 15 minutes, almost exactly 100 episodes after arguing over the Mario timeline. History repeats itself, it seems.

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Random Assault 207: Babbling Brooks

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, newly-converted listener Brooks joins us to talk all about binging our show, all while we circlejerk about our best moments to date. Mitch reveals that he's completely inept enough to not be able to beat the Mega Man games without cheating, even if he's using his butthole to play. We also talk about the overrated mess that is Final Fantasy VII, the Rock Band 4 for PC debacle, and we answer YOUR questions, like how to force your son to come out of the closet.

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Random Assault 206: The Spuhghetti Incident

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Eddie Spuhghetti of Here Lies fame! We talk a ton about 80's schlock, Eddie's homemade VHS mixes, synthwave, Commando, wrestling, Nicolas Picolas, and a forgotten comedian as a forgotten 90's platforming mascot. So, this is basically Matt's dream episode.

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Random Assault 205: The Prophecy Has Been Fulfilled

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're back from MAGfest and ready to... recap MAGfest. But after that, Matt talks about anime, and he, Alex and Mitch break the unholy seal and watch as much Rick and Morty as their little eyes can stomach. Which is to say... about 4 episodes. Also we complain about vaping and trannies and Mitch goes off the deep end and buys an import game. Also, minor spoiler alert: Kate leaves the show temporarily for a sandwich.

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Random Assault 204: Stunted Growth

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We had the DC Stunt Coalition come on the third segment of our MAGFest 2016 episode, and they were so cool and so enthusiastic that we decided to make that segment alone Episode 204! (Plus, it went on for almost 2 hours.) Join us as we interview the DCSC crew about their on-stage performance at this year's MAGFest, "Enter the Grimdark", and be sure to check out their Facebook page! If you were at MAGFest this year, please let the people who run the convention know how important the DC Stunt Coalition's show is, so they can continue to amaze audiences and put on a great show for years to come!

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Minor Assault: MAGFest 2016

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DISCLAIMER: This Minor Assault episode and Episode 204 are part of the same episode. We had the DC Stunt Coalition guys on for the third segment, and they were so good and so enthusiastic, (plus that segment went on for almost 2 hours), we just decided to make that one Episode 204. This Minor Assault is the first two segments of what would be that full episode.

We're joined by listeners and fans alike, including TURbo, Chris Ott, Timmy Pags, and Richard Hotsauce Carolina, to recap our experiences at this year's Music and Games Festival! It should be noted that we had a LOT of people in the room by Segment 2 of this episode, so it gets rough, but it's still great!

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Random Assault 203: Ridiculous Dicks

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This week on Random Assault, we're under-staffed as Matt, Kate, and David Grindheart are here to talk a lot about stuff like Star Wars, Twin Peaks, Batman, Superman... they cover a lot of topics in this week's show. Makes sense, seeing as how Mitch isn't there to de-rail them and Alex isn't there to... be Alex. Hey, at least it's stuff Kate's interested in so she doesn't go off to make a sandwich mid-episode or something!

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