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Random Assault 160: Oldboyz 2K14

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This week on Random Assault, Alex complains about Dark Souls (meaning he sucks), then he reviews every single permutation of Oldboy (because he's Alex), and he also tells of how he was covered in green applesauce in Florida. It's a very Alex-centric episode. I mean, they ALL are, but this one especially so.

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A Bitter Ex-Fan Revisits Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone - Part 2

This entry covers Philosopher's Stone, Chapters 7-10.

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A Bitter Ex-Fan Revisits Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone - Part 1

After eight years of being a bitter ex-fan, Kate revisits the Harry Potter series. This entry covers Chapters 1-6 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.

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Random Assault 159: Slide Wistful

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This week on Random Assault, Matt gets a new toy, we answer your questions, and somehow we manage to relate Roman Reigns, Spoony, and criticism as a whole. It's gonna be WACKY!

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It Came From THE INTERNET: The Saga Of Chris Chan part 2

The journey of Chris Chan continues, this time across space, and through the hearts of children everywhere.

 

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Lonely Gods Episode 76: The Seeds of Doom

In the 13th season finale, the Doctor and Sarah Jane are in Antarctica to investigate an alien seed pod discovered in the ice. As you can probably guess, the pod isn't dead, and infects members of the science team, turning them into hideous monsters.

Don't let the generic title and lack of Kurt Russell fool you, Seeds of Doom is a damn good time.

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Random Assault 158: American Taiko

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This week on Random Assault, we're joined by superfan and Mitch's childhood friend, AJ! We recap MAGfest, discuss the bullshit around copyright, and AJ tells embarrassing tales of Mitch from the homeland while Matt gets super butthurt about stuff! So it's pretty much a normal show. Except for Mitch ripping off Alex's quiz from a few episodes back, involving Western pop music in North American releases of Japanese music games.

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It Came from THE INTERNET: The Saga Of Chris Chan part 1

Who bitch this is?

 

Christian Weston Chandler is an entity unlike any other. Born from an ancient artifact of his own creation, young Chris was sent through ripples across time and space, becoming an eldritchian horror with no understanding of human morality, and no care for their rules and laws. His only creations are sinful machinations of others art. In other words, he's a manchild who wrote sonic/pokemon fanfiction. Join us, as we recount the early life of this monstrous creature, from birth, to initial contact.

 

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Random Assault 157: MAGfest 13 Special

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This week on Random Assault, hear our adventures from MAGfest 13! This episode's got it all: comedy, drama, dramedy, commas, and interviews! Listener and superfan TURbo roasts the shit out of us, and even does something unspeakable at the end of the show! This is the episode you're gonna tell your grandkids about as they check you in to the hospital for a severe case of dimentia!

Want to see TURbo giving Mitch this actual, for-real childrens' drawing of Sonic and Shadow, as well as roast Matt? Click above to be whisked to the video!

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Random Assault 156: Complicated Anime

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This week on Random Assault, Le Tran joins us to get freaky with Freddy, sacrifice some souls, cast a shadow over Mordor, and track down some amiibo. There's also some talk of live-action anime adaptations, and the differences between the other Pokemon generations.

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