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Random Assault 169: Pi-zza Rage 2

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This week on Random Assault, the gang talks about how Kevin James is the harbinger of death, Mitch talks up the Vita-exclusive Monsterbag, and Alex gets in touch with his inner weeaboo. We also talk about how Yu Suzuki is a secret American, how DLC and Patreon are destroying the world, and dreams about our girlfriends and each other's girlfriends. Oh, and Matt needs to take a video of himself drinking milk while trying to remove his shirt on his balcony. Make it a hashtag. #MattManlyMilkMess

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Minor Assault: Mortal Kombat X

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Random Assault is here with the inevitable Minor Assault about the latest installment of the Mortal Kombat franchise Mortal Kombat X. Luke "TotalMortalKombat" Cunningham and Le "Mr. Suitman" Tran joins Alex as they dissect the good and bad about the game and then dig deep into the story, where it's going and where it might end up in the nerdiest way imaginable. God, what a bunch of fucking nerds. I just want to beat them until they explode into  fourteen ribcages, ten skulls and seven femurs. NERDS!

Random Assault 168: Joy Buzzer

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This week on Random Assault, we're joined by Rich and Jordan of the Joy of Gaming podcast! We talk about our experiences with the various gaming conventions around America, we get WAY too deep into Sonic stuff... again, and Alex hijacks the show with a meta quiz! It'll all make sense when you hear it.

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Random Assault 167: Matt May I

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This week on Random Assault, we discuss how women secretly have all the power in the world, talk about who we think should win the Smash Bros ballot, wonder how candy cigarettes were ever a thing, and discuss how we lost our respective innocence. Also we find out that Kate peed in a sock. Because nothing surprises me in this world anymore.

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Random Assault 166: The Vincent Price is Right

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This week on Random Assault, listener Jesse joins us! He and the gang discusses their first kiss experiences, how Adventure Time has fallen off the wagon, and of course, the greatness that is Fred Durst.

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A Bitter Ex-Fan Revisits Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Part 2

This entry covers chapters 4-5

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Random Assault 165: Oral Exhaust

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This week on Random Assault, listener Richard "Danger" Colina joins us to talk a whole heck of a lot about Majora's Mask, tell us about Worm, and partake in probably the dumbest gaming trivia quiz you'll ever hear. With a hentai game being the prize. Yup. It's one of those episodes.

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Let's Play: Tales from the Borderlands episode 2

David and Dylan drop Alex like the hot piece of busy adult that he is and dive back into Telltale's Tales from the Borderlands to see if the best Borderlands game is still the one without the shooting and RPG mechanics. Will episode 2 continue the brilliance or is the sultry voice of Patrick Warburton not enough to keep this hype train chugging?

Let's Play: Life is Strange episode 1

Once Dylan gets an idea in his head, he generally won't stop pressing it until it comes to fruition. This time he's dragged David into a new episodic series he only wants to stream to complain about. Unfortunately he finds that it's going to take some effort to get David to see Life is Strange episode 1 the way he does, but does David actually like the game, or is he just trying to piss Dylan off?

A Bitter Ex-Fan Revisits Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Part 1

This entry covers chapters 1-3

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