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Random Assault 145: Filler Up

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This week on Random Assault, two of our star players (Matt and Mitch) are absent, so we sub in guests WillyFresh and David Reinhardt to help us win the pennant or something. Hole in one. Off sides. Sports! Disclaimer: sports are probably not mentioned at all in this week's podcast. Probably. This probably sounds really suspicious now. I should probably stop using the word "probably". The word "probably" probably sounds weird now that you've heard it a bunch of times in a row, doesn't it?

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RA-View: Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (3DS)

A few years ago, an unprecidented collaboration was announced, where Level 5 and Capcom would take two of the DS's biggest titans and put them in their own crossover game. After waiting for those agonizing years, Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright was finally localized for a North American release, and the resulting story is spectacular, despite a few flaws that will be familiar to fans of either series.

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Random Assault 144: Trigger Warning

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This week on Random Assault, we buckle down and tackle the important issues of the day. I hope you're not tired of GamerGate yet, because it absolutely dominates this entire show. One Minor Assault episode was not enough to confine this controversial giant of a topic! Grease up your non-gender-specific poopers.

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Lonely Gods Episode 67: The Sontaran Experiment



The Doctor and his companions beam down to Earth from the Nerva space station. They soon discover that the Earth isn't uninhabited after all - a scientific expedition has found themselves stranded there. They're not the only residents, either; a Sontaran agent has landed to discover humanity's weaknesses as a prelude to full scale war.

Except, it's only a two part story, and therefore doesn't have time for that.

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Lonely Gods Episode 66: The Ark in Space

 

 

 The TARDIS arrives on Nerva, a space station with thousands of humans in suspended animation, awaiting the day they will repopulate the Earth after a catastrophic solar flare. As the humans begin to wake up, they find that the Doctor and his firends are not the only visitors on the station....

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Random Assault Halloween 2014: Feliz Spooklianos

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It's that time of the year again! Time for ghouls and ghosts and kooky spooky... well, you know the rest. Alex forces our hosts to once again sit around the campfire and tell tales that will chill your bones! Or curse the day you ever started subscribing to us. Either or, really.

Click on the spoooooOOOooooky logo above to be taken to our Facebook page, where we have more things to make your blood curdle, like Mitch's jokes and pictures of Kate's left nut! (Disclaimer: the Facebook page may or may not contain any of the things previously mentioned.)

Random Assault 142: F--kin' Gameshows, Man

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This week on Random Assault, Willy joins us to talk a buttload about different TV shows and junk, which leads into a TV theme song quiz, and we talk about Matt's death and funeral for like the third week in a row. Sadboys gonna sad.

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RA-View: Bayonetta 2 (Wii U)

The fact that Bayonetta 2 even exists is something of an anomaly. The sequel to a profane, violent game about a promiscuous witch killing angels on the system most associated with kids? And Nintendo of all companies is publishing it?! It’s weird enough seeing the Sega and Nintendo logos one after the other; the last time I saw that was on F-Zero GX for the Gamecube. And like that game, Bayonetta 2 is an intense experience that should not be missed.

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Random Assault 141: Desert Limo

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This week on Random Assault, we have Will Brierly, creator of Soda Drinker Pro, in with us! The topics cover a cornucopia of flavors, including GWAR, our funerals, coma theories, and Will's storied existence. ...Oh, and soda. We talk about soda for like 5 seconds.

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Minor Assault: Super Smash Bros.

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THIS WEEK ON MIIIIIIINOR ASSAAAAAAAAULT, we have Adamant Ditto here to talk to Alex and Mitch about Super Smash Bros for 3DS, and the series as a whole. We talk about what we're excited to see in the forthcoming Wii U version, our mains, and where we thought the series hit its high point. THIS GAME'S WINNER IS... YOU!

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