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This week, we reminisce about the Tiger Electronics LCD games of old, as well as have a bit of a discussion on ad revenue, while we tear blip.tv a new one. It's a good episode, so be sure to hunker down for another 2 hours of fun fun FUN

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This is it. This might be one of the sickest, funniest, most depraved things we've ever done. This was so big we originally had to split it into two separate episodes of the podcast. But now you get to listen to all 2 depressing hours full of spicy secrets and Phantom Points, in one digestable mp3 file.

Long story short: we found a list of achievements about jerking it, and decided to see who out of the co-hosts had the most. Tony is the Master of Ceremonies considering his stance on masturbation, and many startling revelations are found during this competition. The results will definitely surprise you. Or maybe not, I dunno. Maybe this is the first episode you're thinking of listening to. (If so, you might want to consider listening to an actual, standard episode of the show.)

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I don't actually remember what happened on this episode, so hopefully no one is reading this description since I plan on changing it later once I've gone back and listened to it again. But knowing me, I'll probably forget.

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This week, it's another double feature!

In The Savages, the time travellers arrive on a planet where a civilized ruling class preys on the life energy of the primitive society they share the planet with. It's up to the Doctor to prevent more exploitation of the weaker class, and we say goodbye to Steven.

 Minus a companion, the TARDIS returns to contemporary London to wrap up Season 3 with The War Machines, where a new supercomputer is about to be activated. WOTAN is linked with every other computer in the world  and begins to build an army of machines to wipe out the human race.

It's not all bad, though.  The awful, awful Dodo is unceremoniously dropped in favor and we're introduced to the much better Ben and Polly.

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It’s been a while since, so hopefully this makes up for lost time. If any of you remember my video showing my GameCube collection so far (all 3 of you), you might remember me teasing a box, waiting until the right time to show what is inside.

The time is now.

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 Ever wanted to go back and listen to all your old Random Assault favorites - without all the circular arguments, awkward silences and other groan-worthy shit? Then this is the version for you! Random Assault Podcast in a Nutshell is an abridged version of our previous episodes, delivering just the hits straight to your ears.

 That's right, ladies and gentlemen, we're serving up hot, steaming old content and less of it!

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This week, we're kicking things off with a bonus discussion of the mostly-missing story The Celestial Toymaker, in which the Doctor and his companions are pitted against a godlike being known as the Toymaker. Complete his challenges successfully, and they will be given back the TARDIS and set free; fail and they remain in his playroom as dolls forever.

 Then, we're moving on to the old West for The Gunfighters. The TARDIS arrives in Tombstone just in time to get tangled up with the Earps, Doc Holliday, dental problems, irritating songs, and a bloody showdown at the OK Corral.

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Ok, this week is a silly one. Like really, really silly. Something about Final Fantasy: All the Bravest, and a virtual Japanese pop-star pizza fusion, and after the 2nd segment Mitch just kinda... leaves the show?? Yeah, it's a weird one but since it's an episode we hosts loved, you people will probably hate it.

And, in case you haven't been on the internet, ever: here's that Domino's Hatsune Miku video.

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Richard "Danger" Colina joins us on this episode after having met up with us at PAX East 2013. Alex gets to talk about his surprising views on Injustice: Gods Among Us, then Rich gushes over that most underrated of Zelda games: Majora's Mask. It's a great episode!

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It's the end of the world as everyone knows it, and this time there's no skin-racks, Faces of Boe, or Britney Spears. The TARDIS materializes in the arboretum of a massive generation ship ferrying the last of humanity to a new home while the sun engulfs the Earth. Little does anyone know, the Doctor has unwittingly brought a deadly sickness aboard - Dodo's cold.

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