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Random Assault Halloween 2014: Feliz Spooklianos

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It's that time of the year again! Time for ghouls and ghosts and kooky spooky... well, you know the rest. Alex forces our hosts to once again sit around the campfire and tell tales that will chill your bones! Or curse the day you ever started subscribing to us. Either or, really.

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Random Assault 142: F--kin' Gameshows, Man

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This week on Random Assault, Willy joins us to talk a buttload about different TV shows and junk, which leads into a TV theme song quiz, and we talk about Matt's death and funeral for like the third week in a row. Sadboys gonna sad.

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RA-View: Bayonetta 2 (Wii U)

The fact that Bayonetta 2 even exists is something of an anomaly. The sequel to a profane, violent game about a promiscuous witch killing angels on the system most associated with kids? And Nintendo of all companies is publishing it?! It’s weird enough seeing the Sega and Nintendo logos one after the other; the last time I saw that was on F-Zero GX for the Gamecube. And like that game, Bayonetta 2 is an intense experience that should not be missed.

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Random Assault 141: Desert Limo

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This week on Random Assault, we have Will Brierly, creator of Soda Drinker Pro, in with us! The topics cover a cornucopia of flavors, including GWAR, our funerals, coma theories, and Will's storied existence. ...Oh, and soda. We talk about soda for like 5 seconds.

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Minor Assault: Super Smash Bros.

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THIS WEEK ON MIIIIIIINOR ASSAAAAAAAAULT, we have Adamant Ditto here to talk to Alex and Mitch about Super Smash Bros for 3DS, and the series as a whole. We talk about what we're excited to see in the forthcoming Wii U version, our mains, and where we thought the series hit its high point. THIS GAME'S WINNER IS... YOU!

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And as always, please click the above logo to be transported to our Facebook page where you can continue the Smash Bros discussion! Tell us your favorite characters, least favorite stages, or whatever comes to mind!

RA-View: A City Sleeps (PC)

Harmonix has a lot on their plate right now. Fantasia: Music Evolved is currently slated for Kinect, and the Kickstarter campaign for their remake of Amplitude successfully funded a while back. And now, announced a scant few months ago, the musically-driven developer has delivered an indie bullet hell game, A City Sleeps, made by a small internal team, and it's quite a pleasant surprise.

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Random Assault 140: The Blunder Down Under

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This week on Random Assault, we're joined by Luke "TotalMortalKombat" Cunningham! We talk shit on Mike Matei, discuss racier aspects in games such as bare tits and rape, and then Alex and TMK blast you all with a firehose full of Mortal Kombat X jizz like angry cops at a peace rally. And that's just the tip of the iceberg in this extra-size episode!

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Lonely Gods Episode 65: Robot

 UNIT is wracked by a series of thefts from their high-security installations, valuable parts and plans spirited away by an unstoppable theif who kills anyone in  his way. All the evidence points back to a state-of-the-art robot built by a scientific think tank. Can the Doctor, freshly regenerated into the wonderful and incredibly popular Tom Baker, stop the metal menace before it does.......whatever it does?

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Random Assault 139: A Fistful of Nickels


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This week on Random Assault, we have a stripper on the show. Yep, we've gone full Howard Stern here, folks. So we end up taking your questions about being a stripper, and also talk about J/O crystals, driving through New York City with Matt in the car, and whether or not we would eat human. So, you know. All sexy stuff.

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Lonely Gods Episode 64: A Long-Shanked Knave

On this week's episode, we look back on Season 11 and say a final farewell to Jon Pertwee.

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