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Random Assault 200: Everything Comes Back to Divorce

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Hey fagmos! Mitch here, to announce with Matt that the inaugural episode of our new show is here! We make fun of the VGA's for most of it, which was like 2 months ago by now, but we were too lazy to post it, so go fuck yourselves.

HEY! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK THAT SHIT. Alex here, along with Kate, to announce the first episode of our WAY FUCKING BETTER show, Random Assault: New 'n' Tasty! Fuck those other guys. Our show is superior in every way. You can tell because it took me a painstaking 2 months of non-stop editing and banner creation! We put in more time, therefore, the show is awesome.

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...hey, we were fans of random assault so we just decided to make the real episode 200 in their place. kthxbai

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Random Assault 199: Ah, We Are Mother F**ker?

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we talk about a bunch more Fallout! Because it was November when we recorded this. Or December. I've lost all sense of what time is. We also talk about Schwartzenegger doing movie commentaries, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and we even become a ska band! Finally. The dream is realized. I guess we really don't need a 200th episode after all. Hallelujah. I quit. We quit.

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Random Assault 198: Porn. Porn Never Changes.

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Valentin joins us to talk a bunch about Bond, Metal Gear, and whether The Last of Us or Fallout 4 had the better depiction of Boston! Also, Mitch forces Matt and Alex to play HuniePop at "hey-I-bought-you-both-the-game"-point.

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Minor Assault: Fallout 4

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Hello out there, from the glowing green jewel of the Commonwealth! Join Matt, Alex, Mitch, and listeners WillyFresh and Breener as they take a tour through Bethesda's newest janky epic (now that they've had some time to spend with it.) From the nostalgic hills of Sanctuary to the desolate wastes south of the border, we gush over Fallout 4 and its effect on our lives since it dropped back in November.

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Random Assault 197: White Dream

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This week on the Random Assualt podcast, we have Justin Pappas of Albino Lullaby fame on! Perhaps you've heard of Albino Lullaby. It's that game with the creepy faces that look like if Tim Burton designed teeth for an educational video about gum disease! We also talk about Ben 10, the Nintendo Direct that happened back in November, and SPECTRE.

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Random Assault 196: Analytic Rapport

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This week on the Random Assault channel, we're joined by the makers of F**ktionary, which is kind of like Cards Against Humanity meets Pictionary, if that even makes sense. We try to stump them with our own dirty definitions, but this is actually a very well-spoken episode, despite the guests and subject matter. Mitch also forces Alex to play HuniePop, we visit Crimson Peak, and we ask Jacoby Shadix some questions.

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Random Assault 195: The Sisterhood of the Yaya Playing Games

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Jason Wiser of Yaya Play Games is here to talk about GrowFairy Kingdoms and DinoTrucks, both of which we tried at Boston FIG a few months back! Plus we talk about the current state of childen's TV, Ash vs. The Evil Dead, and the Dragon's Lair Kickstarter, among other things.

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Random Assault 194: I'm Calling It "Typecast" Anyway

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we cringe at public proposals, get mad at Nintendo games, wonder why the Amazon Dash button exists, go over actors doing weird roles for who they are, and talk about Zubaz pants. Because this is Random Assault, and we talk about Zubaz pants.

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The Best Of Random Assault: Volume 1

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Well, we've come nearly 5 years and almost 200 episodes. It's about damn time for a best-of compilation. Mitch hosts this special clip-show where he and the hosts go over some of the best bits from the history of the Random Assault Podcast. And there's plenty more where this came from.

This episode was specially made to be under 120 minutes so fans can burn it to CD. If you want to get someone you know into the show, this is the way to do it.

CLIPS:

1. Le Tran's RA Theme Rap (Episode 153)
 2. Matt Really Hates E3 (Episode 126)
3. Matt Loves Isis (Episode 130)
4.  Well, You're Alex (Episode 137)
5.  Accidental Wii Porn (Episode 177)
6.  The Scissors Incident (Episode 153)
7.  What's In Your Butt? (Episode 118)
8.  Deer Runner (Episode 115)
9.  Alex's First Time/Monster Cum (Episode 167)
10.  Red Bob's Commercial (Episode 118)
11.  Boney Jones and Bookfart (Episode 31)
12.  Love is a Fat Cunt/Dadslapper's Legs (Episode 157)
13.  Aborted, Paralyzed, Fetal Bear Grylls (Episode 39)
14.  Defeating Charge Man (Episode 131)
15. RA Theme Metal Remix (Episode 100)

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Random Assault 193: Return of the Senpai

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Jake Petersen joins us to talk about a myriad of topics, including Jojo, how bad Persona 4: Dancing All Night is, the Star Wars Battlefront beta, more Mario Maker, and... the pioneer plate? Okay, sure.

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