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Random Assault 289 Aftershow

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This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 289: California Creamin'. Enjoy!

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Random Assault 289: California Creamin'

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's out again, so Matt and Mitch talk about the perils of driving through states like Maryland and Virginia, pooping habits, the anime we were forced to endure as children and young teens, and how we totally live in the most exciting, changing times ever and we should feel special about that because we're special and we're gonna tell our grandkids how special we are because we're definitely not living in mundane times and are trying to carve out any semblance of relevancy in the shadow of our collective uselessness and lack of real world skills as a consequence of growing up at the beginning of the internet age. Yup. 2017 was the worst year in recorded human history.

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Random Assault 288: The Hits Keep Coming

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's computer is out of commission, so it's up to Matt and Mitch to entertain everyone, and they're being sad-sacks. The end of 2017 has turned into a grueling gauntlet of seasonal depression and general malaise, but they find time to talk about Star Wars: The Feminist Agenda, what to do if the save-game timer on your game doesn't work, and what a good year it was for Nintendo's little hybrid that could. And then, they decided to end the show early, but the aftershow ended up just becoming the third segment anyway. So, now you get to see what you're missing out on.

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Random Assault 287 LIVE: Star Wars: The Last Straw

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This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Mitch is absent yet again, leaving Matt and Kate to deal with the worst possible thing: each other!

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Random Assault 286 Aftershow

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This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 286: SJWolfenstein Prologue. Enjoy!

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Random Assault 286 LIVE: SJWolfenstein Prologue

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This week on the Random Assault Livestream, the month of Gran Turismo continues, but with a twist! Not only do we have listener and fan Logan joining us, but Mitch does his full teardown of Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus as yet another example of the encroaching tidal wave of toxic feminine culture! Watch or listen along in horror, but stick around for talk of The Game Awards, Xenoblade Chronicles 2, and a special reading of a Random Assault episode written with predictive text!

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Random Assault 285 LIVE: Gran Autismo 2: A-Spergers

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This week on the Random Assault Livestream, it's just Matt and Kate and more of The Real Driving Simulator, despite Kate "not being into cars". Because I wasn't there, Matt and Kate neglected to take show-notes which means that I have no images to post in here, or even any idea of what they talked about. There's also no aftershow because this entire thing falls apart when you remove me from the equation. Be sure to write to your state representative to complain to them about how terrible Matt and Kate are at doing this thing.

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Random Assault 284 Aftershow

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This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 284: Gran Autismo. Enjoy!

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Random Assault 284 LIVE: Gran Autismo

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This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Kate takes Mitch and Matt for a ride. In cars. With boys. I couldn't decide whether to make a reference to that "In Cars" song by Gary Numan or to the title of the movie "Riding in Cars With Boys", so you kind of got both I guess.

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Random Assault 283 Aftershow

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This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 283: Dungeons & Dropmix. Enjoy!

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