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Ok, this week is a silly one. Like really, really silly. Something about Final Fantasy: All the Bravest, and a virtual Japanese pop-star pizza fusion, and after the 2nd segment Mitch just kinda... leaves the show?? Yeah, it's a weird one but since it's an episode we hosts loved, you people will probably hate it.

And, in case you haven't been on the internet, ever: here's that Domino's Hatsune Miku video.

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Richard "Danger" Colina joins us on this episode after having met up with us at PAX East 2013. Alex gets to talk about his surprising views on Injustice: Gods Among Us, then Rich gushes over that most underrated of Zelda games: Majora's Mask. It's a great episode!

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It's the end of the world as everyone knows it, and this time there's no skin-racks, Faces of Boe, or Britney Spears. The TARDIS materializes in the arboretum of a massive generation ship ferrying the last of humanity to a new home while the sun engulfs the Earth. Little does anyone know, the Doctor has unwittingly brought a deadly sickness aboard - Dodo's cold.

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This week, Alex and Tony talk a LOT about the Looney Tunes show. No, not that one. The new one. The one that was on Cartoon Network recently. Yes, that one. Honestly I forget what else happened on this episode, but it's a good one. You can take my word for it. Trust me.

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This week, things are a little different as we hit our first long stretch of missing episodes. Nearly half of Season 3 is completely missing, so we're marathoning Loose Cannon's fine reconstructions and discussing each missing story thus far in brief.

We're dissecting the good, the bad, the weird, the departure of Vicki, and what remains of one of Doctor Who's darkest, most epic tales.

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Content Covered:

Season 1:

• Marco Polo

Season 2:

• The Crusades

Season 3:

• Galaxy 4
• Mission to the Unknown
• The Myth Makers
• The Daleks' Master Plan
• The Massacre

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This week, Matt jerks off about Tomb Raider, Mitch takes us to Columbia by talking about Bioshock Infinite, Kate regales the terrors of Kid Icarus (the original NES one), Tony talks about racecars, lasers, and aeroplanes, and Alex lets everyone in on the secret of a hidden NES gem, thanks to Mitch and Matt.

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This week, we're doing some time travelling of our own as we go back to discuss The Reign of Terror, newly completed with animation and given a snazzy DVD release.

 The final story of the first season sees The Doctor, still angry from the end of The Sensorites, land the TARDIS back on Earth with the intention of kicking Ian and Barbara out. This doesn't go quite to plan as the travelers find themselves in revolutionary France, and become swept up in its political intrigue.

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A content-packed episode of Random Assault for you this week! Brian Liberge joins us to talk about his new game, PULP! The RPG. We reminisce on the 90's tradition of making animals do rad things, Mitch plays a game that only he can enjoy, as well as watches one of the most insane horror movies ever. And naturally, we answer questions from you, the listeners! There's also a contest in this episode so pay attention during the 2nd break!

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Well, it's been a bumpy ride, but we've made it all the way through the second season of Doctor Who! Listen as we look back on everything from Planet of Giants to The Time Meddler. The hits, the misses, the thrills, the chills, the spills, the forgotten lines, and of course the GIANT ANTS WITH PEOPLE LEGS.

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And so Random Assault reached the end of their fabulous weekend at PAX East 2013. But as we all know, while the ride is fun, the clean up always takes the longest. So here we have the longest part of the special with more stories, more interviews, more of everything you came for from Cards Against Humanity, Dive Kick, Soda Drinker Pro, Gearbox, expensive shits and so much fucking more. Check it out and I hope you enjoyed our coverage as much as we argued, exhausted and loathed bringing it to you.

We are exhausted now.

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