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Random Assault 214: Jazzbags

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch and Kate are absent but David Reinhardt fills in to talk about anime (because that's a weekly requirement now I guess), how Hollywood continues to ruin Ghostbusters, and those champions of celluloid, the Wayans.

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Random Assault 213: Just Shapes and Bees

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Mike Ducarme to talk about his eye-catching and pulse-pounding game, Just Shapes and Beats! But before he arrives, we discuss Star Fox Zero and whether it truly lives up to the hype. Then Alex paralyzes our guest in fear with stories about death, we have a rousing debate about whether red or black licorice reigns supreme, and lament the death of music, thanks in part to Rock Band 4 getting a paid expansion this fall. Because did you expect anything better from the people who put a campaign on FIG for a PC port of a game that next to nobody bought?

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Random Assault 212: Joke Bros

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Matt's got westerns to discuss, bad directors to lambaste, old games to re-evaluate, and we read TURbo's newest painfully-truthful prognosticus about our future situations.

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Random Assault 211: Kyu & A

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Jack Hernandez joins us, but you might know her better as the voice of Kyu from HuniePop! Yes, everyone's favorite love fairy wingman (wingwoman?) talks with us about the Hunie series, the recently-released HunieCam Studio, and... East Coast diners. Because this is Random Assault and that's how things go 'round here.

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Random Assault 210: Art is Garbage

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Michael Consoli, maker of Nothing Good Can Come of This, smash-hit indie multiplayer game as seen at Boston FIG 2015 and MAGfest 2016! He talks to us about the MAGfest indie scene, importing Japanese stuff to America, and unique arcade cabinets! Then, Alex scares him off with talk of North Korea, and we discuss the recently-released HunieCam Studio.

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Random Assault 209: Everybody Gets a Point

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This week on the Random Assault podcast, we get down to the nitty-gritty involving Nintendo. Like if Miitomo is even worth your time, or if Hyrule Warriors is even a good game. Matt complains about Roman Reigns, Anamanaguchi leaks a bunch of new music, and Mitch has another retarded quiz to give games away. Please take your free point on the way out.

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Random Assault 208: Where Has the Time Gone?

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's a low-key episode as Matt is sick, so Alex, Mitch and Kate are left to fend for themselves. They talk about a bunch of stuff that Matt SHOULD have been there for, like Wario Land, the Hulk Hogan vs Gawker spectacle, and cartoons made for children. They also argue about the Zelda timeline for like 15 minutes, almost exactly 100 episodes after arguing over the Mario timeline. History repeats itself, it seems.

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Random Assault 207: Babbling Brooks

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, newly-converted listener Brooks joins us to talk all about binging our show, all while we circlejerk about our best moments to date. Mitch reveals that he's completely inept enough to not be able to beat the Mega Man games without cheating, even if he's using his butthole to play. We also talk about the overrated mess that is Final Fantasy VII, the Rock Band 4 for PC debacle, and we answer YOUR questions, like how to force your son to come out of the closet.

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Random Assault 206: The Spuhghetti Incident

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Eddie Spuhghetti of Here Lies fame! We talk a ton about 80's schlock, Eddie's homemade VHS mixes, synthwave, Commando, wrestling, Nicolas Picolas, and a forgotten comedian as a forgotten 90's platforming mascot. So, this is basically Matt's dream episode.

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Random Assault 205: The Prophecy Has Been Fulfilled

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're back from MAGfest and ready to... recap MAGfest. But after that, Matt talks about anime, and he, Alex and Mitch break the unholy seal and watch as much Rick and Morty as their little eyes can stomach. Which is to say... about 4 episodes. Also we complain about vaping and trannies and Mitch goes off the deep end and buys an import game. Also, minor spoiler alert: Kate leaves the show temporarily for a sandwich.

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